Saturday, September 20, 2008

What is it?

Elections were lost because of it.

Forest Gump's evil twin from the mirror universe is in charge because of it.

Attacks were mishandled and wars were started because of it.

Instead of slowly fading in the west, the American Empire, flower of The Enlightenment, came to a crashing end because of it.

Answer: The most expensive blow job in the history of the world. Bill should have gotten Larry. At least Larry wouldn't have told his mother, who therefore wouldn't have told the girls at the salon that her offspring was giving head in the office.

I sure hope it was one hell of a good job.

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